On the 11th Day of Christmas

What? You don’t believe that that’s actually a balloon behind his back? You’ve never seen a box of 11 condoms? It’s like a box of 10, except that there’s a bonus one. On the box, I believe it says something like:

JIMMY HATZ PACK OF 10 CONDOMZ plus 1 GRATIS!

It’s a full pack of 11 condoms. What a great present too, eh? It’s all about sharing. It’s all about enjoying a gift together. You know when people say that the best part of giving is the warm feeling you get from getting someone something you know they’ll enjoy? Well, with this gift, I know you’ll feel great about giving. That’s some advice you should take. All the way to the bank. And then to the bedroom.

And then? TO THE MOON! ‘Cause I know you can do it, champ.

Guess what tomorrow is? It’s the 10th Day of Christmas! So come back and check out the brand new Boy vs Girl comic! We’re posting one every single day until Christmas. We’re such good givers.

Post written by Adam Sawicki