Why There Will Never be a Spiderwoman

I'm not sure if this comic is entirely true in all situations, mainly because I know a good number of males that would rather burn a spider with fire than let it bite them willingly. I usually eradicate them. Via the shoe method. The reason why this is an excellent way to exterminate things that crawl is that you cannot hear the crunching noise of dying bugs over the smacking noise of a shoe hitting taking their lives away.

While I was in Vietnam, I realized that Canada cannot claim to have "real" cockroaches. The majority of us don't even know what they look like. It isn't until you are going to the bathroom and you see a SHADOW from the cockroach that is running right for you. Bugs shouldn't be big enough that you see their shadows before you see their actual bodies. After getting over the initial shock of seeing these things' shadows, I would grab a shoe to destroy them. I made the shadow meet the bug. While screaming.

Post written by Heather Whitney