On the 9th Day of Christmas

**SPOILER ALERT**

So there are 9 days until Christmas, which means 8 more comics, I know you are all excited to see what Boy will do to destroy Christmas next. Keep checking for our daily updates until the 25th.

I’m sure we all remember the moment we realized Santa wasn’t real. I think I took a little longer to catch on, but the moment I realized it was when my mother was putting my sister’s presents under the tree… and she asked me for some tape. I think I handled it rather well, and I pretty much kept it to myself that I didn’t know until then. I am pretty sure the majority of kids find out through their friends and such, and I more than likely heard about Santa not existing, I just couldn’t figure out why adults would make something like this up.

Think about it, your parents made up a story about an old fat guy, wearing a red suit, sneaking into your house to eat your cookies and we all bought it and somehow weren’t terrified. If someone were to tell me that an old fat guy was going to sneak into my house and eat my snacks now, I would invest in a metal bat. Sure, he leaves you presents, but think about all of the things he could steal! He doesn’t even have to use the damn door to get in.

Out of all the many different holidays, you have to admit that the Christian ones are the best. You have Christmas, where a mother was so poor she gave birth on hay, which was replaced by the old “jolly” guy who sneaks into your house at night and has all the gifts in the world on a sleigh. You also have Easter, where an apparent guy named Jesus was crucified, and was replaced with an oversized rabbit sneaking into your house to give out chocolate eggs.

Anyways, it’s 9 days until Christmas, start dropping hints to your boyfriends from here on in…probably until Christmas day, because I can guarantee that if you tried before, they weren’t listening.

Post written by Heather Whitney