On the 7th Day of Christmas

Everyone always complains about those practical gifts like underwear and socks, but they are amazing! I never remember to buy socks for myself and usually wait to get my stocking at Christmas to get a bunch of new ones. I have yet to hear of one person who has too many socks, you wear them everyday! Be grateful you got anything besides coal, whiners.

Besides, Boy was probably in need of many new pairs of socks… and underwear. Have you ever noticed that guys tend to hold onto ratty and ripped boxers until the cotton is barely holding onto the elastic? I mean I hear people complaining about granny panties on women, but at least on laundry day we own something that doesn’t look like moths live by our crotches. I’m an underwear fanatic, I have about two drawers full… so maybe it’s just me, but there is no bigger turn off than ripped boxers, boxer briefs or anything in that range. You can physically see someone made no effort to dress that region up. Ripped pants and shirts I can deal with, underwear needs to be presentable!

You would think by that point it takes more effort putting the ripped underwear on, making sure your foot does’t go through the new holes, pulling them up just right so they don’t rip anymore, ensuring that some animal claim them as a toy…

Just throw them out. Three new ones will probably cost you about $5.

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Post written by Heather Whitney