Shark Week is Over

Sharks are way cool. They are strong and fast and powerful and great. If I had a dog, I would name it “Sharky” I would do the same if I had a cat. Or a bird. Or any pet.

Did you know that a Great White Shark can eat an entire sea lion whole!?!? INSANE!11!!1!11!one!1!1!

Did you know that young Great White Sharks eat Leopard Sharks? Sharks eating other sharks? WOW!1!11!1!111111!!!!1!

Did you know that the biggest Great White Shark that was caught was an enormous 20 feet in length? HOLY!11!!1111!eleven11!!!!!11!!11!

My favorite shark is the Great White Shark.

My favorite TV show is actually one that runs a week long and is actually not just one TV show it’s Shark Week on Discovery and it is amazing and cool and sometimes funny and there’s lots of blood sharks don’t care about punctuation.

Sharks are awesome and cool and strong and my favorite animal in the whole world. They’re so much better than lions. Lions can’t swim as good as sharks. Therefore, sharks are the best. Period.

I wish Discovery’s Shark Week was Shark Year. And it ran every year. Forever.

Post written by Adam Sawicki